Meet the Emotional Support Coffin - a tiny polished gemstone coffin that's a perfect small gift, and works like a worry stone, except - it's coffin shaped.
 
At just .94 x .63 inches, this pocket-sized symbol of your slowly decaying sanity pops off its backing card and goes wherever you do. Rub it like a worry stone, clutch it dramatically, or simply admire the fact that your emotional baggage now has its own casket.
 
Perfect for friends who cope with jokes darker than their coffee, coworkers who are “so dead inside it’s basically a lifestyle,” or anyone who wants a portable reminder that we’re all just doing our best in this chaotic mortal coil.
 
Slip it into a wallet, bag, pocket, or keep it on your desk as a tiny beacon of “I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.” Makes an unforgettable birthday gift, gag gift, stocking stuffer, or emotional support token for the beautifully unhinged people you love.
 
More uses: mourning responsibilities, burying feelings, momentarily relieving eternal suffering