Do you have an awful ex? A horrible boss? Maybe an annoying upstairs neighbor?
 
I'll name a nice juicy disgusting bug after them and send you videos and photos of one of my critters making a meal of it!
 
Choose from tarantulas small and large, a bearded dragon, or a pacman frog!
 
I've included a few of the tarantulas in the photos, but there are 8 in total (1 being pretty venomous and difficult to feed, so she should be reserved for the worst offenders please - that's Miss Jean in the red photo).
 
You help me feed my beloved pets, and you get to be petty at the same time. It's a win-win.